"Funny Wine Sign Canvas | $5 Fine for Whining Wall Art"
House rules just got official.
Some people whine. Around here, we pour wine. This vintage-style canvas shows a sun-soaked vineyard, a bottle, a glass of red and a fresh bunch of grapes, and it gets straight to the point: there's no whining in WINE country! Anyone who breaks the rule owes $5 to the wine fund.
Hang it in the kitchen, above the home bar, in the wine cellar or wherever your people gather to pour a glass and swap stories. It's a conversation starter, a gentle warning to the complainers in your life, and a daily reminder that life's too short for anything but good wine and good company.
Why you'll love it:
- Warm vintage vineyard artwork in soft sage, gold and rich wine red
- Printed on premium canvas, stretched and ready to hang
- Looks just as good in a farmhouse kitchen, a modern bar or a winery tasting room
- A great gift for wine lovers, hostesses, housewarmings, birthdays and retirement parties
Whining is strictly prohibited. Wining is highly encouraged.
• 1.25″ (3.18 cm) thick poly-cotton blend canvas
• Canvas fabric weight: 10.15 +/- 0.74 oz./yd.² (344 g/m² +/- 25g/m²)
• Fade-resistant
• Hand-stretched over solid wood stretcher bars
• Mounting brackets included
• Blank product sourced from the US, Canada, Europe, UK, or Australia